The Neddiad

Author: Daniel Pinkwater

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin

Publication Year: 2007

Most of the readers will be: 4th through 7th grade girls and boys.

Reader's Advisory: For another totally weird book in which a kid saves the world, please read The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex. 

Summary: 

Neddie and his family move by train from Chicago to Los Angeles. On the way Neddie acquires a sacred turtle sculpture, gets separated from his family, meets a movie star and his son, meets a ghost, sees the Grand Canyon...and that's all before he even gets to LA. Soon he realizes there are people after his sacred turtle, and he must protect it. The fate of the world is in his hands. 

My favorite passage:

We also played Tarzan, Flash Gordon, and Superman, and Captain Midnight, which were movies and radio programs. The thing about all these games was that they were all about adventure. They were all about people going off away from their familiar homes to do important stuff. And in the world outside the backyards, it was like that. People were going off to war, and moving to different parts of the country to do different jobs. And people were arriving from places far away. Some of the kids were refugees - that is, kids whose families had escaped from Europe. There was Jan the Dutch kid, who always wore this brown overcoat, and Helmut the German kid, who refused to play Nazis in the battle games, and Luigi, whose salami sandwiches smelled better than ours.
I expected, we all expected, to do exciting things, and be a hero, like Dart-Onion, or Hopalong Cassidy, or the Count of Monte Cristo. This is why going away on a big adventure all the way across the country seemed normal to me. It is also why, when I was taken to the Louis B. Nettelhorst Elementary School to begin first grade, I said I wanted to major in literature. (pg 15-16)

What I really think:

This book is so delightfully strange. Neddie does a number of things that any kid would love to do and he has this great kid enthusiasm about it. He rides on a train across the country, he finds neat shops in LA - one that sells jokes and one that has taxidermied animals and artifacts called "Stuffed Stuff and Stuff," he swims in an abandoned pool, he visits a circus training facility, and he loves the La Brea Tar Pits. The book could have been all anecdotes of cool things Neddie did and I probably wouldn't have gotten tired of reading it. 

But then there is the weird stuff: Melvin the shaman who keeps popping up and giving Neddie, first the turtle, and then cryptic advice. The sacred turtle itself. Billy the Phantom Bellboy - yup, he's a ghost. Alien police. And the whole threat of the resurgence of the ice age.

I don't know how anyone would ever even think to write a story like this, but I'm so glad he did, because I loved every page of it. 

The Swiss Family Robinson

This is a review of the audio book.

(Not the Audible edition - although that is what is pictured)

Author: Johann Wyss

Reader: George Guidall

Producer: Recorded Books

Production Year: 1994

Most of the listeners will be: 5th-9th grade boys.

Listener's Advisory: For a more suspenseful book on wilderness survival try Gary Paulsen's Hatchet.

Summary:

The Robinson family, consisting of a father, mother, and four sons, ranging in age from 8 to 16 at the beginning of the book, are shipwrecked on their way to a New World colony. The rest of the crew abandons ship leaving the family without a lifeboat, but the wreckage is caught on rocks near an island. Once the weather improves, the family makes a raft from barrels and scrap wood and drifts to shore. 

With the help from supplies they slowly claim from the wreck, abundant naturalist knowledge possessed by the father an the older boys, and a can-do attitude, the family builds several dwellings within "their territory," which they name "New Switzerland." They grow crops and collect wild-growing edible plants and they also have both livestock and tamed native beasts. Their lives are good on the island, even luxurious considering their situation. If ever given the chance to return to civilization, will they take it?

My favorite passage:

The last time that the father and older sons go to the wreck to collect supplies, the father lights a fuse connected to two barrels of gun powder to blow up the ship. They watch it explode from shore, and the family is somewhat surprised because he hadn't warned them about his plan. I understood the father's thinking that if the wreck was gone they would not be tempted to visit it anymore. But I couldn't help but think that using up so much gunpowder was unwise, since for them it was a non-renewable resource (and they like their guns). I think what I do like about this passage is that blowing up a wrecked boat is a very "guy" thing to do. Boys must love this part of the book.

What I really think:

I listened to this book because Jon Scieszka mentions it in his autobiography Knucklehead. I almost turned it off. Probably this is a very good book and was even better during the time in which it was written. But as a woman of the 21st century, I had some issues. 

The gender roles are rigid and condescending. "The mother" is referred to by name maybe once. She almost never carries a weapon so at least one of the sons is always with her to protect her. She makes all their meals and washes, mends, and later makes all their clothes. 

Then there are the weapons. Although there is an abundance of food between everything they take off the ship, naturally growing edibles, and game, their approach to wildlife is "shoot first and ask questions later." They even kill penguins after they know that penguin meat doesn't taste good. And it is not that the wilderness is dangerous and they are shooting quickly to protect themselves. Sometimes they come upon a new thing slowly, identify it as best they can, and still decide to kill is, just because. 

Then there is all the wildlife itself. I am no naturalist, so perhaps an island like this exists. Or perhaps I was supposed to suspend my disbelief and accept this as a fanciful place. They meet a penguin early on, so I thought they were near South America. But then later in the book they encounter several African animals, including elephants and lions. Is there really a place where all of these things live together?

All that said, I can see why boys would probably like this book. They might not think twice about the gender roles and would love to run around with guns killing things. And they wouldn't be troubled with pesky questions about where in the ocean this island could be located. 

The Penderwicks

This is a review of the audio book.

Author: Jeanne Birdsall

Reader: Susan Denaker

Producer: Listening Library

Production Year: 2006

Most of the listeners will be: 4th through 7th grade girls.

Listener's Advisory: If you like books about sisters try The Sister's Club by Megan McDonald for a modern easy read or Little Women by Louisa May Alcott for a more challenging classic. You will have to read rather than listen, as there is not an audio version of The Sister's Club. Little Women is only on cassette tape and the production received mixed reviews. 

Summary: 

When Skye (11) collides with a boy in the tunnel in the hedge it never occurs to her that he might be running toward the same thing she is running from - Mrs. Tifton. She says some unfortunate things before the boy announces that the woman in the garden calling, "Jeffrey" is his mother (and he is the one she is calling for). After Jane (10) apologizes on Skye's behalf, to preserve the Pendewick family honor, Jane and later Skye, Rosalind (12), and Batty (4) become friends with Jeffrey (11). He even saves Batty's life. Twice! The five children have many adventures during the weeks that the Penderwicks rent the cottage on Arundel estate. Mrs. Tifton comes to refer to the girls as, "The wrong sort of people," but they might be just the friends Jeffrey needs to help him stand up to his mother.

My favorite passage:

The children stay out of Mrs. Tifton's way and out of the garden for days leading up to the garden club competition. But then, in the middle of the judging, Jane, possessed by the spirit of an invented British footballer, accidentally kicks two soccer balls into the garden. She, Skye, and Jeffrey crawl through the hole in the hedge after the balls and discover an upset urn of jasmine, just as the garden club walks up. Mrs. Tifton is forced to bite her tongue in front of her company, even though she is fuming about the disturbance. 

What I really think:

Birdsall does an excellent job of giving each sister a unique, believable, and age-appropriate personality. Denaker skillfully gives each sister a different voice. As I listened, I laughed aloud at the unfortunate situations the girls got themselves into and cheered them on as they worked to resolve each problem. This novel is mostly the fun adventures of children on summer vacation, with access to gardens, attics, and their imaginations. But, there is a subtle message at the end for children and parents about talking and listening to one another.